50 Jobs Worse Than Yours by Justin Racz

By Justin Racz

Guaranteed to make you thankful for the task you've and grateful for the single you do not. From Saddam Hussein Double to Telemarketing Script author to the man who operates the "It's a Small international in the end" journey, satirist Justin Racz has spanned the globe to discover fifty jobs worse than yours, as a way to all think larger approximately our personal. that includes fifty colour images of the grim, the pitiful, the hysterical jobs in the market, and all their bad employment info, Fifty Jobs Worse Than Yours is the fitting reward for someone caught in a nine-to-five grind who must be mindful why it may be a complete, good deal worse. Justin Racz is a copywriter for BBDO big apple. His parody J.Crewd was once released by means of Doubleday in 1998. "I've held a few those jobs, so I converse from adventure while I say Justin Racz has grew to become a painful and very miserable topic into excessive humor. I simply want i would considered this e-book first." - Tom Connor, co-author of Martha Stuart's higher Than You At...

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You work in the medium of retch. 36. Gravedigger Dig. Then dig some more. And when the grass grows over the grave, mow. Then mow some more. There's a reason it's called the graveyard shift. Many workers wait until dusk to dig so as not to disrupt services going on during the day. $ 15 to $350 per grave depending on the cemetery. However, the Clark's Cemetery believes gravedigging is less a job than a joy. Here's their offer: Donate just $25 and it's All-U-Can-Dig at Clark's. Open 24 hours! Send check or money order to: VFW Post 2485, Grave Diggers, Box R-CV, FPO AP 96517.

75 per day, $20,000 per year. Offensive driving. Speaking English helps, but is not necessary. Nine out of ten new drivers are immigrants from eighty-four countries, including Pakistan, India, Iraq, Iran, Egypt, and republics of the former USSR. The dubious honor of having the most dangerous job in New York City; complete control of the radio; and the right of way. No compensation. No social security. No disability. No health insurance. Nothing but the right of way. 33. Torah Scribe The job of a sofer, or Torah Scribe, is to write and repair Torah scrolls by hand: 248 columns, 80 parchment pages, for a total of 304,805 individual Hebrew letters.

If a temp is good, employers may dangle in front of them a full-time job with health benefits. But that pays less than working by the hour. Minimum wage, all the way to $25 an hour if you assist a CEO. Also, the more computer programs you know, the more temp agencies can bill you out for. Temps also have access to the supply closet . . Temp agencies require an exam which tests WPM (words per minute) and knowledge of Microsoft Office—Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook. The temp job doubles as a writer's home office.

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