By Betty N. Thesky
Betty within the Sky with a Suitcase is a wildly well known podcast approximately airline commute by way of actual existence flight attendant Betty, who stocks humorous tales from pilots, flight controllers, flooring group, passengers, and fellow flight attendants and is listened to via millions of Betty lovers around the globe. Now, via renowned call for, this is the simplest of Betty in a booklet in what could be the world's first podcast-turned-book, or pook. It's an excellent solution to be entertained within the airport, on a airplane, at domestic, and at any place you will want an exceptional laugh.
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