By George Carlin
With approximately 20 albums, Grammys, Cable ACE awards, and extra HBO specials sunder his belt than a person else, George Carlin is extra well known than ever. Now, for the 1st time, Carlin has prduced a publication of unique humor items, Brain Droppings. packed with concepts, musings, questions, lists, ideals, curiousities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and different verbal ordeals, Brian Droppings is infectiously humorous. additionally integrated are undying bonus goods from the previous, "A position on your Stuff" and "Baseball-Football."
Readers gets an within look at Carlin's brain, and so they won't be disenchanted by means of what they locate:
* i purchase stamps through mail. it really works okay until eventually I run out of stamps.
* What yr did Jesus Christ imagine it was?
* A tree: first you narrow it down, then you definately chop it up.
* have you spotted the legal professional is often smiling greater than the client?
* I positioned a buck in a single of these swap machines. not anything changed.
* in the event you ever have chook at lunch and fowl at dinner, do you ever wonder whether the 2 chickens knew every one other?
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