Don't Be That Guy: A Collection of 60 Annoying Guys We All by Colin Nissan, Sean Farrell

By Colin Nissan, Sean Farrell

Have you heard a man say, “We’re pregnant,” and desired to damage him?
Do you may have a chum who insists a stripper used to be into him at any time when you permit a strip club?
Do you recognize a man who emails you the type of porn that makes you must cry then vomit?
These are only the various many men you’ll locate in Don’t Be That Guy.

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Uncle John's Supremely Satisfying Bathroom Reader (Miniature by Bathroom Readers' Institute

By Bathroom Readers' Institute

Here's a Miniature Edition™ with a distinct objective. Excerpted from the all new, 14th version of Uncle John's Supremely fulfilling toilet Reader, it's designed to be opened randomly to any web page for a fast learn on activities, minutiae, notable stories, motion picture bloopers, historical evidence, and lots more and plenty more.</Div>

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Grumpy Cat: A Grumpy Book by Grumpy Cat

By Grumpy Cat

Net sensation Grumpy Cat's epic tom cat frown has encouraged legions of committed fanatics. Celebrating the grouch in all people, the Grumpy Cat ebook teaches the high-quality paintings of grumpiness and comprises sufficient undesirable angle to solid a dismal cloud over the entire international. that includes fresh in addition to vintage images, and together with grump-inspiring actions and video games, Grumpy Cat gives you unequalled, hilarious grumpiness that places any undesirable temper in viewpoint.

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Araminta Spookie 1: My Haunted House by Angie Sage

By Angie Sage

This home is now not on the market Araminta Spookie lives in a superb outdated haunted apartment, yet her crabby aunt Tabby desires to movement. Aunt Tabby is set to promote their house—Araminta has to prevent her! With assistance from a haunted swimsuit of armor named Sir Horace, a ghost named Edmund, and many mind's eye, Araminta hatches a plot for an lousy Ambush that's so ghoulish, it simply could paintings!

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Queen of Babble Gets Hitched (Queen of Babble, Book 3) by Meg Cabot

By Meg Cabot

Large Mouth, colossal center, large urban . . . gigantic Problems

Things are taking a look up eventually for Lizzie Nichols. She has a occupation she loves within the box of her selection (wedding dress restoration), and the affection of her existence, Jean-Luc, has eventually proposed. Life's develop into a dizzying whirl of marriage ceremony dress fittings--not unavoidably her own--as Lizzie prepares for her dream marriage ceremony at her fiancé's château within the south of France.

But the dream quickly turns into a nightmare while the simplest man--whom Lizzie could as soon as have by chance slept with...no, particularly, simply slept--announces his overall loss of aid for the couple, a sentiment seconded via the maid of honor; Lizzie's Midwestern relatives can't comprehend why she doesn't are looking to have her marriage ceremony within the family members yard; her destiny French in-laws are attempting to entice the groom again into funding banking; and Lizzie unearths herself puzzling over if her Prince captivating particularly is as fascinating as she as soon as believed.

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The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life by Eugene Mirman

By Eugene Mirman

not anyone is familiar with the complexities of recent lifestyles higher than Eugene Mirman--claims Eugene Mirman—and a person looking suggestions from a guy who has lived via every little thing (except the good melancholy, the Spanish-American struggle, and Jerry Lee Lewis's intercourse scandal) won't face up to this charmingly hysterical guidebook.

* develop into ultra-popular in highschool (without "putting out" -- no matter what that is)
* notice someplace among 4 and thousand how one can triumph over social anxiousness (closer to four)
* commence a band, develop into an artist, or disappoint your mom and dad by way of getting on a truth tv show!

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Raising Steam (Discworld, Book 40) (UK Edition) by Terry Pratchett

By Terry Pratchett

The new Discworld novel, the fortieth within the sequence, sees the Disc's first educate come steaming into town.

To the consternation of the patrician, Lord Vetinari, a brand new invention has arrived in Ankh-Morpork - an excellent clanging monster of a computer that harnesses the facility of the entire parts: earth, air, hearth and water. This being Ankh-Morpork, it's quickly drawing astonished crowds, a few of whom stuck the zeitgeist early and arrive armed with notepads and extremely good rainwear. wet von Lipwig isn't really a guy who enjoys labor - as grasp of the publish workplace, the Mint and the Royal financial institution his enter is, after all, very important . . . yet mostly depending on phrases, that are thankfully now not very heavy and don't continually want greasing. even though, he does take pleasure in being alive, which makes a brand new task supply from Vetinari tough to refuse . . . Steam is emerging over Discworld, pushed through Mister Simnel, the fellow wi' t'flat cap and sliding rule who has an engaging association with the sine and cosine. wet must grapple with gallons of grease, goblins, a fats controller with a historical past of throwing staff down the steps and a few very indignant dwarfs if he's going to forestall all of it going off the rails . . .

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The Mexican Pet: More "New" Urban Legends and Some Old by Jan Harold Brunvand

By Jan Harold Brunvand

"A uniquely exciting e-book: edifying scholarship, diverting social history."-Elaine Kendall, l. a. Times"[The ebook] captures the spirit of convivial storytelling or even encourages the job. . . . Many readers . . . should be gratified to grasp that Brunvand intends to proceed this sequence of comfortable, unofficial tours into renowned legends. Admirers of curiosa and the psychology of crowds can't come up with the money for to overlook them." -Kirkus stories

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The Onion Presents: Love, Sex, and Other Natural Disasters: by The Staff of The Onion

By The Staff of The Onion

Listed here are a couple of hundred information tales of high-school sweethearts, collage hook-ups, courting mess ups, weddings, divorces, and restraining orders. From “18-Year-Old Miraculously unearths Soulmate in homeland” to “Couple Forgets seventieth marriage ceremony Anniversary,” those reviews trap the heartbreak and hilarity of the human experience.

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