Cats Are Weird: And More Observations by Jeffrey Brown

By Jeffrey Brown

Cartoonist Jeffrey Brown's drawings completely catch the humor and quirkiness of cats in all their unusual and captivating glory. Following the luck of Cat Getting Out of a Bag, this selection of colour and black-and-white comedian strips loosely follows the adventures of a couple of cats as they discover the realm round them, interior and out. Adventures comprise taking a sleep, licking a shoe, attacking dirt debris, hiding in cupboards, pouncing on fallen leaves, confronting the vacuum cleanser, patrolling the backyard, and purring up a stormall adorably rendered in Brown's rapid and impossible to resist kind. bound to satisfaction somebody who lives with cats and appreciates their candy and batty habit, this fantastically packaged present publication is the cat's meow.

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My heart raced, I couldn’t get my breath. Desperation, panic, and frustration washed over me like waves over Osama bin Laden. I was all alone, at the entrance of hell. All of a sudden, an old man appeared. It was the official greeter of hell. Think of a Walmart greeter only older. His name was Oscar. At first I was in denial. I kept saying to myself: “I can’t be dead, I have so many things on my bucket list that I’ll never get around to doing on earth. ” The tip-off that maybe I was dead and in hell was the fact that the room temperature was approaching sixteen thousand degrees; plus, the loudspeakers were playing the entire Taylor Swift discography (which, I have come to realize, is really the same song).

This explains the rest of the anger. What was fascinating was that even though we had just met, we had a connection. And a real one, not like the kind on eHarmony where the only thing those twenty-nine dimensions of compatibility means is that the computer has matched up two identically superficial people. I got the feeling that Satan liked me, or at the minimum he was lonely . . or that there was something about me being an accountant that intrigued him. Satan cleared his throat, a sound that I will never forget.

For me it was different. ” It was my first wife. Although she was still alive on earth, at least from the waist up, Satan had manifested itself in her image to strike fear in my heart. ” Satan looked at me thoughtfully. ” This was the moment. We were, for a brief few seconds, equals. I had something Satan wanted to hear—the ultimate question. I looked at Satan and asked, “What happens if you flunk the orientation test? Do you go to another level of hell? ” Satan stared at me for what seemed like an eternity.

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