By Danny Wallace
Jason Priestley (not that one) has simply visible her. They shared a huge, short, fleeting second of deep probability, someplace midway down Charlotte Street.
And then, similar to that, she was once long past - by accident leaving him conserving her outdated, disposable digicam, chock choked with undeveloped photos...
And now Jason - ex-teacher, ex-boyfriend, part-time author and reluctant hero - faces a quandary. may still he try to music the lady down? What if she's the only? yet that will suggest utilizing the single clues he has, which lie untouched during this tatty disposable...
It's humorous how issues can develop...
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