Club Monstrosity (Club Monstrosity, Book 1) by Jesse Petersen

By Jesse Petersen

Natalie’s one among Frankenstein’s creations and works in a brand new York urban morgue. So of course she wishes remedy. She and her friends—er, fellow monsters—have shaped the world’s such a lot specific, so much dysfunctional help team. What may move wrong?
Undetected within the sleek global and stressed to stick that approach, Natalie gray, Dracula, Bob the Blob, and others (including the fetching wolfman Alec) meet usually to speak about the pressures of being notorious within the new york. issues comprise how lengthy it’s been given that their final sighting, how their “story” creates stereotypes they can’t satisfy, and—gasp—sometimes even their emotions. but if their pervy Invisible guy, Ellis, is killed in a fashion comparable to the H.G. Wells novel, it’s transparent someone’s came upon their lifestyles and is down for a few monster busting.

Led via Natalie—and certainly not helped via Hyde’s bloodthirsty tendencies—the participants of Monstofelldosis nameless band jointly for safety and a bit sleuthing. And maybe—maybe—if they don’t turn out lifeless, they’ll prove neighbors someplace alongside the way in which.

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My heart raced, I couldn’t get my breath. Desperation, panic, and frustration washed over me like waves over Osama bin Laden. I was all alone, at the entrance of hell. All of a sudden, an old man appeared. It was the official greeter of hell. Think of a Walmart greeter only older. His name was Oscar. At first I was in denial. I kept saying to myself: “I can’t be dead, I have so many things on my bucket list that I’ll never get around to doing on earth. ” The tip-off that maybe I was dead and in hell was the fact that the room temperature was approaching sixteen thousand degrees; plus, the loudspeakers were playing the entire Taylor Swift discography (which, I have come to realize, is really the same song).

This explains the rest of the anger. What was fascinating was that even though we had just met, we had a connection. And a real one, not like the kind on eHarmony where the only thing those twenty-nine dimensions of compatibility means is that the computer has matched up two identically superficial people. I got the feeling that Satan liked me, or at the minimum he was lonely . . or that there was something about me being an accountant that intrigued him. Satan cleared his throat, a sound that I will never forget.

For me it was different. ” It was my first wife. Although she was still alive on earth, at least from the waist up, Satan had manifested itself in her image to strike fear in my heart. ” Satan looked at me thoughtfully. ” This was the moment. We were, for a brief few seconds, equals. I had something Satan wanted to hear—the ultimate question. I looked at Satan and asked, “What happens if you flunk the orientation test? Do you go to another level of hell? ” Satan stared at me for what seemed like an eternity.

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