Dad Is Fat by Jim Gaffigan

By Jim Gaffigan

In Dad is Fat, slapstick comedian Jim Gaffigan, who's most sensible recognized for his mythical riffs on sizzling wallet, bacon, manatees, and McDonald's, expresses the entire joys and horrors of lifestyles with 5 younger children-everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to toddlers' conversation abilities ("they continuously sound like they've got traveled via horseback for hours to bring very important news"), to the consuming behavior of 4 12 months olds ("there isn't any distinction among a 4 yr previous consuming a taco and throwing a taco at the floor"). corresponding to invoice Cosby's Fatherhood, Dad is fats is sharply saw, explosively humorous, and a cry for support from a guy who has discovered he and his spouse are outnumbered of their own residence.

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The Nightcomers (1972), starring Marlon Brando, Stephanie Beacham; directed by Michael Winner. Based on the Henry James short story “The Turn of the Screw”; Marlon Brando plays a gardener involved in a sadomasochistic relationship with the nurse of two rich orphans. The Night Porter (1973), starring Dirk Bogarde, Charlotte Rampling; directed by Liliana Cavani. AN INVITATION TO INEQUITY / 25 A sadomasochistic bond is rekindled between a hotel’s night porter, a former concentration camp officer, and a guest, his victim/lover from the past.

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